Daily standup · 9:03 AM · recurring14 in the call
the boss · presenting · camera on since 2020
YOU
camera is off. good.

HE'S ON THE CALL.
LOOK BUSY.

you've been trading in the standup since 2020. four monitors. zero spreadsheets. he has never once asked what you do. he doesn't have to. every screen in the building shows his face.

$BOSS · paired with $MSFTmic muted · camera off · chart open
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DAILY STANDUP · DAY 1,647 · NOBODY HAS EVER LEFT EARLY
STANDUP9:03 AMOVERTIME 00:00CAUGHT 0
HE'S LOOKING
CAUGHT1:1 SCHEDULED · 4:30 PM
MOVE THE MOUSE TO LOOK AROUND · CLICK THINGS ON THE DESK · SPACE HIDES THE CHART
$BOSS· paired with $MSFTwaiting for a contract
market cap—
price—
buys 24h—
sells 24h—
the boss is watching
FileHomeInsertFormulasDataReviewQ3_forecast_FINAL_v7.xlsx
C7fx =SUM(C2:C6)*1.04
ForecastSheet2Sheet3Ready
BBOSS Terminal — live

FOUR MONITORS. ZERO SPREADSHEETS.

market cap—
price—
volume 24h—
buys / sells— / —

no contract yet. the numbers on the screen are the demo. real ones the second the CA is in.

BUY $BOSSCHARTX
OOutlook — Inbox (3)
the bossto: all-staff · today 9:03 AM

Subject: RE: RE: RE: standup

quick one. i can see your screen. i could always see your screen. the camera has been on since march 2020 and i have not blinked.

you have four monitors and none of them has a spreadsheet on it. that is not a complaint. that is a performance review.

sent from my desk. i am always at my desk.

the bossto: all-staff · today 9:04 AM

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: standup

a reminder about what $BOSS is: the coin for everyone who has ever alt-tabbed. it is paired with $MSFT, because that is what is on your other screen when i walk past.

you don't have to look busy. you have to look busy enough.

the bossto: you · today 9:06 AM

Subject: (no subject)

nice candle.

BUY $BOSSREPLY ALL ON X
HHR — Org chart & promotions

PROMOTIONS ARE MARKET CAP.

every level is a real marketing unlock. your desk changes when you pass one. he does not get promoted. he is already the boss.

what-if: now
ITIT ticket #4471 — “install wallet (urgent)”

HOW TO BUY WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT.

get a wallet on your phone. not the work laptop. never the work laptop.
hold some $MSFT on robinhood chain. it is the pair. it is also what's on your other screen.
open the launchpad, paste the contract below, buy. one tab. close it before he walks past.
press SPACE. that's the spreadsheet. you were always on the spreadsheet.
contract address drops at launch
BUY $BOSSCHARTCOMMUNITY
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incident photos are the property of the company. so are you.

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